Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet.
You played with balls.
RIP Bubbles the fish
You ate at least 100 hotdogs
Inhaled too much powder
Drown 25 Times
You won your first Daddy game!
Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Drink 50 Gallons of Bleach
Run a baby over with a lawnmower
Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car
You won your first Baby game!
Have 5 unique buffs at once
This rat won't be squeaking anymore
Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Crispy!
You slip and died.
Buckets!
You choked on some balls
Best lawn in the neighborhood!
You ignored the note
Get hit in the head with a pan 3 times
Fell into the lava
Swung through the hoop
Dig out Lookout Cove
You drank Mommy's milk as a Daddy
Has this always been here?!
Mommy Isn't very nice...
Finally free?!....
Got zapped in the control room.